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The good news is that while Jello Jiggler and I were strolling through the Darjeeling zoo, we observed an albino spider monkey who reminded us very much of your persona. He shared with you a remarkably similar appearance, sense of style, and concern for hygiene. We found him while he was crouched on his haunches, picking his taint and then putting the contents of his newly harvested treasures into his mouth. Even this spider monkey, after much howling and cajoling, was able to infiltrate the social goings on of the other monkeys in his cage, and create some semblance of interaction, however forced and charitable it may have been.
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We at ballsdeep thank you for your recent comment. We congratulate you on taking an interest in the new and exciting world of participatory journalism and encourage you to keep reading and posting your thoughts.
It’s regrettable that you find these musings, as you put it, “lame”, however, and we lament your current dissatisfaction.
Please remember that the title of our forum, “goballsdeep”, is a figurative phrase, referring to the idea that when engaging in any activity, going full force with brio and vigor in your heart will best serve you and the activity in which you are engaging.
Take note Mike, “goballsdeep” is NOT an instruction manual for those looking to penetrate literal orifices of bodies, human or otherwise, and we cannot offer you any help in that department.
Also, we cannot take responsibility for the complete lack of direction and purpose in which your life is now going, and while travel blogs can entertain and delight you during your off hours, it will never substitute the companionship of a real, warm blooded friend, which we are very confident you can make if you try really really hard and work on a lot of your debilitating, psychological issues.
The good news is that while Jello Jiggler and I were strolling through the Darjeeling zoo, we observed an albino spider monkey who reminded us very much of your persona. He shared with you a remarkably similar appearance, sense of style, and concern for hygiene. We found him while he was crouched on his haunches, picking his taint and then putting the contents of his newly harvested treasures into his mouth. Even this spider monkey, after much howling and cajoling, was able to infiltrate the social goings on of the other monkeys in his cage, and create some semblance of interaction, however forced and charitable it may have been.
Again, we hope that you continue to engage our forum through the comments section, but if you desire to send us an email personally, you can write to us at:
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